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(With 陳謝s to any 空気／公表する軍隊 members or vets... a sense of humor 実験（する） for you, fun for the 残り／休憩（する） of us!)

What's the time?

On some 離着陸場s the 軍の is on one 味方する of the field and 非軍事の航空機 use the other 味方する of the field, with the 支配（する）／統制する tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an 航空機 asking, "What time is it?"

The tower replied, "Who's calling?"

The 航空機 replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference...

If it is a 商業の flight, it is 3 o'clock.

If it is an Army 航空機, it is 1500 hours.

If it is a 海軍航空機, it is 6 bells.

If it is a 海洋軍団航空機, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."

If it is an 空気／公表する軍隊航空機, the big 手渡す is on the 12 and the little 手渡す is on the 3.

Q: How do you know if there is a 闘士，戦闘機操縦する at your party?

A: He'll tell you.

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Q: What's the difference between God and 闘士，戦闘機操縦するs?

A: God doesn't think he's a 闘士，戦闘機操縦する.

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Q: What's the difference between a 闘士，戦闘機操縦する and a jet engine?

A: A jet engine stops whining when the 計画（する） shuts 負かす／撃墜する.

During training 演習s, the 中尉／大尉／警部補 who was 運動ing 負かす／撃墜する a muddy 支援する road 遭遇（する）d another car stuck in the mud with a red-直面するd 陸軍大佐 at the wheel "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the 中尉／大尉／警部補 as he pulled と一緒に. "Nope," replied the 陸軍大佐, coming over and 手渡すing him the 重要なs. "Yours is."

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new 陸軍大佐 was sitting at his desk when an 飛行士 knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the 陸軍大佐 quickly 選ぶd up the phone, told the 飛行士 to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the 合間, thank you for your good wishes, sir." Feeling as though he had 十分に impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"

"Nothing important, sir," the 飛行士 replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."

Officer: "兵士, do you have change for a dollar?"
兵士: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to 演説（する）／住所 an officer! Now let's try it again!"
"兵士, do you have change for a dollar?"
兵士: "No, SIR!"

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